Thought of the Day Archive

Take it easy, but take it.     - Woody Guthrie

Commander in Chief Test (May 2008):

1)  2025 is equal to:

        a - 2129,         b - 2025

2)  An election with only one name on the ballot is:

        a - unfair,         b - un-American,         c - fair,         d - Both A and B       

3)  Commander in Chief experience must include:

        a - being married to a Commander in Chief,         b - having an affair with a Commander in Chief

        c - actually having been in at least a fist fight at some time in your life

4)  When setting up photo opportunities at gas stations you must:

        a - actually be able to pump gas,         b - actually be able to dispense coffee

        c - arrive in something that gets better than 17 mpg

        d - all of the above

"My life is an expression of geo-diversity.  My office is in Miami, my kitchen is in Orlando, my bedroom is in Key West, my girlfriend lives on another planet.  This other planet is yet to be discovered due to the whole Hubble Telescope debacle.  Since NASA is a part of the government, I hold the government responsible.  I believe the government is in need of real change, which is why I support Barack Obama."

©2007 Walking Ridge